My Diary : Monday

05.30 Here she comes, waking me from my lovely sleep on my comfy double bed. I wonder why she sits in front of that mirror and puts colours on her face. Oh no, now its the whizzy machine and the smelly spray which makes me sneeze, I never have to do that to my coat to make it look nice.
06.00 Yippee, she has finished, now we go for a walk, sniff, wee and plop. If im lucky I might get to see a cat which I can chase, I hate cats. She takes so long, come on lets get back home!! Its the best part of the day next.......breakfast.
07.30 She never feeds me, the master always does it, I think he likes the smell of my food. Hurry up i'm HUNGRY!!
07.31 That was lovely, now if I am quick I may get some of their toast. The trick is to look with soppy eyes and breath on them, they usually give me toast to leave them alone......it never works, I always go back for more.
07.40 Why does she wash the plates.....I could lick them clean for them, silly humans.
08.10 Well thats enough exercise for me.....its very early in the day you know !!
16.00 Yawn....yawn.....time to get up. Right, thats it I fancy a good run round and a wee, sniff, plop.
17.00 Time for tea before I beg some of their's....he he
21.30 Well thats about it for the day. Ill jump around pretending I want to go for a wee but I just want to go looking for cats. Suppose ill have a wee while I am outside just to please the master.